Purple Flute 

An penis that has been severely injured, thereby causing swelling and discoloration. In particular, this injury causes said penis to turn of a purple/magenta color due to bruising. Moreover, pain is excessive and the injury may be long term.

We have to show the doctor your purple flute!

Purple Flute by Pheloneas January 13, 2008

New Orleans jazz flute

when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)

That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.

New Orleans jazz flute by theeurbandictionary May 25, 2010

skin flute 

Instrument used in Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blew"

"She's a Julliard trained skin flute virtuoso"

skin flute by Dick Licke April 28, 2003

festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.

I got a festering flute this morning.

festering flute by dyckdem January 8, 2008

kenny g's magik flute 

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.

John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok

kenny g's magik flute by i have a long pole October 10, 2005

play the flute and swallow the music 

For a girl or guy to suck cock until her/his partner shoots his cum.

Ms. Celentano gives great head. She really can play the flute and swallow the music!

play the flute and swallow the music by pentozali August 28, 2006

skin flute 

it is a magical flute given to every man from god u should practice the flute 5 - 7 times and week or u can have ur gf play it for you

commander carl has no skin flute

skin flute by chryan kozagee December 2, 2004