Flandals

A combination of Flip-Flops and Sandals. Flip Flops with an ankle strap. Ugly anyway, but even worse when seen on males. In which case, they become 'Man Flandals'.

Ew, check out that dude! He's totally wearing Man Flandals!

by Kendikins August 23, 2005

flounder

This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.

"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.

Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John

"Trout" says Joe.

"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)

by NataSUF February 25, 2008

Flud

1. Social news reader app.

2. To endorse a fantastic article by sharing it via the Flud button.

Have you checked out Flud? It's a sexy new way to read news on your smartphone.

I love this article! I have to Flud it to my followers.

This article is the shit. I'm definitely going to Flud it.

by TheOriginalEB March 14, 2012

flounder

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by kyle April 1, 2005

Flounder Nipples

Nipples that are found on one side of one's chest placed vertically, one above the other.

You, good sir, have flounder nipples.

by Drew August 17, 2003

Flounder

Reporter with two perfectly good eyes, both apparently on the same side of his or her head, enabling them to not see what's going on below.

"Fortunately, core inflation was held in check last month, the Flounder reported, as gas soared over $4.00

by Robert Tartell May 16, 2008

Screw Flanders

1. A poster a New wOw Order that thinks he is cool but in reality is a one-note tool.
2. What really killed Jesus.
3. A fucktard.

Screw Flanders makes baby Jesus cry.

by Brandon Downard November 25, 2003