floppy eared sailor

The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.

Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.

by GDUN August 14, 2007

floppy dick

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by poopyfacehehe April 26, 2006

floppy disk

A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

I have a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.

by Ryan July 28, 2003

floppy disk

Floppy disk... a limp dick

My dick went from a floppy disk to a hard drive when she walked by...

by Reneec August 30, 2005

floppy jim

An errection problem. Impotence, he cant get it up.

He would love to fuck his girl but he drank too much and got a floppy jim.

by The Mix Master September 2, 2006

floppy sea creature

The name for vagina lips when they look like roast beef because the female owner of the vagina lips are whores. They are super loose and flabby and have brown outlines and un-naturally pink innards. The lips are called floppy sea creature because they literally look like something that floats at the bottom of the sea and feeds on smaller sea critters.

DUDE!! That chick Ruby has a Floppy Sea Creature

OH F**K RUN!!!

by vonwiggleswworth September 19, 2012

floppy dolphin

When your doing a girl or guy from behind and after your done you shoot them in the back of the head.

Jeff~ Damn, the police are looking for me. I floppy dolphined this random slut last night.
Dave~ Your fucked!

by Hunter R. June 27, 2007