I defeated them with a content flood filled with more and more pictures, so they stopped looking for me in real life.
by Johnny Walker Whiskey August 23, 2011

by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano
Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."
by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

“See that beautiful ginger over there?”
You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025

by Muscle Of Love November 12, 2017

A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.
by eggsandpan November 30, 2018

The surname of a typical teacher that that one kid really favours. Not a specific teacher but ANYONE.
Oh, they're with Flood today.
by Noah Flood May 13, 2022
