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Filipino Rice Roll

Two Filipino ladies lay on top of each other while a gaggle of men ejaculate on top of them creating an eclair-like effect.
Man A meets two Filipino women at a mall and asks them back to his house. As things get heated the Filipino women find themselves on top of each other.

At this point Man A calls over his friends and informs them that the opportunity for a Filipino Rice Roll has presented itself. Man B, C, D, and E who surround the Filipino girls in a circle and ejaculate simultaneously.
by Mr Jonny G November 22, 2011
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filipino

the typical citizen of backword country.
there are two kinds of filipinos,
good filipino and bad filipino.
filipinos have laziness caused by tropical climate.
"bahala ka"
filipino seems they have no sexual identities.
aka "bakla" or "bading"
by jaeseunglee January 15, 2008
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Filipino Hot Coco

This is not what you think it is, it's much more gruesome. Filipino Hot Coco ( aka, FHC ) is where a group of male Filipino boys ( specifically 15-19 ) circle around a small hole in the ground. One of them pours boiling hot water in the ground, and after that's accomplished, they all take off their boxers and cum in the hole. After that, first ritual that needs to be done is that one of the boys pulls up gay porn and the challenge is to try to not get hard, the first one that gets hard is forced to drink the water.
Robert: HA HA! MANUEL GOT HARD! YOU'RE FUCKING GAY! DRINK THE FILIPINO HOT COCO NOW!

Manuel: God dammit..
by Boba Gumb December 24, 2016
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Filipino Mustache

Is when you face plant while skateboarding and you tear the meat off of your upper lip.
Adam: I was skateboarding today and i got a nasty Filipino Mustache.
by Spootybeaver113 April 22, 2012
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filipitus scramotus

something that i say when i'm bored. also see the definition of "fuck" and "bored".
by curved shit October 3, 2003
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Fillipecian

ADJ: - Filly-peck-ie-an -
When an individual is in a frequent or persistent good mood and not easily let down by current or sudden events. Someone with a Fillipecian outlook on life has the ability to easily look at the brighter side of a situation without seeming condescending or irritating.
A Fillipecian individual is the kind of person that you would want to be the one to deliver terrible news to you, as it wouldn't seem nearly as bad with he/she/them saying it.
John: Dude, did you hear what Joey got on his physics test?
Nate: Yeah man, he nearly bombed it. How's he taking it?
John: Pretty well, he looks at it as a learning experience and is sure he'll do better next time.
Nate: Talk about a Fillipecian personality.
by PHowie March 13, 2011
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Filipino high-five

asshole to asshole stimulation, typically occurs between gay men or weird people.
Bob was afraid of getting any STDs from Allan, so they just Filipino high-five'd
by Crunktron9000 November 25, 2011
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