this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.
So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!
by Nik Danger April 11, 2010
Get the gouch ferret mug.A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
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by casey73 October 9, 2014
Get the Shit ferret mug.The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.
Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.
Why?
Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
Why?
Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
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Get the Trouser ferret mug.An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
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