fanny nits

lice that crawl around ur furry lil fanny... ewww (or crabz)

'Weres Rosie today..."
'ohh she got fanny nits... i think Jack gave them to her..."

by G-mackin April 26, 2008

fanny fucker

One who fucks fannies

Ted is a fanny fucker

by David Rich. November 8, 2013

Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

by joanne August 19, 2004

Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add

" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

fanny snake

A man who slithers around from fanny to fanny.

Mark is such a fanny snake.

by WWE Fan 2014 July 19, 2014

Fanny merchant

to flatter with faint praise, a brown noser, kiss ass

"Hi, I just love the way your eyes shimmer like the stars".

"Go away, dont be such a fanny merchant."

by Endersons' October 8, 2016

Fanny bandit

Another way of saying fuckboy

This kids such a Fanny bandit

by Hippotankus June 6, 2019