facetious

A word that Sinead made up

Sinead: Hey, stop being so facetious.

Me: That's not a real word and you know it

by superduckisalive April 14, 2008

fagetit

For get it. Pronounced: fuh-g-dit

Joe: I can't go to the party, dude.
James: Well if you can't go, then just fagetit.

Fred: Let's go ahead and fagetit.

by Jay Z 007 January 15, 2006

[fagnet]

a woman accompanied/admired by a posse of gay men, not because she sought them out (see fag hag or fruit-fly), but because said gay men are drawn to her by an unseen yet powerful force, as in a magnet; said force generally defies description, but seems most often to be founded on a gay man's admiration of an elusive quality, usually referred to as "fabulousness"

Brad: "I've never met so many hot gay guys in one place. How does Maggie know them all?"
Tony: "Honestly, I don't think she does. She's just a total fagnet!"
Brad: "She is SOOO fabulous!"
Tony: "I know right!"

by MaggieDay January 31, 2009

facetinating

the act of procrastinating on facebook

last night Pual didn't do his homework because he was facetinating

by shardv October 13, 2011

Facetubing

Verb.

Facetubing is the act of using the internet only for Facebook and Youtube. This is recognized as a complete waste of time as no one has anything important to say on Facebook and watches clips on Youtube that have no importance or value. In some extreme cases this is an addiction where most people no longer visit any other websites besides Facebook and Youtube.

Person #1 "Where is Johnny?"

Person #2 "She's facetubing."

by JohnnyBeeGood January 1, 2012

facetiously derogatory

Facetious:
Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor.

Derogatory:
Tending to derogate, or lessen in value of someone.

Rude, inappropriate, childish manner of speaking to or about someone. Funny in an immature sense.

A mild sense might mean only light innocent teasing to make one laugh or blush. Stronger versions the phrase might mean to provoke anger, sadness or even madness!

It is usually always meant to be rude.
Comedians do it all the time.

"I prefer the term "breeder" when being facetiously derogatory to straight individuals." - Gorgon the Wonder C0w (off some 2 cans and a string forum site)

by describerfebuary1 March 4, 2012

Facetwatting

The act of posting something on Twitter and Twitter immediately posting the message on Facebook. So if you follow the person on both, you get both messages.

Man 1: Hey Charlie just posted a funny joke on Twitter.
Man 2: He just posted a really funny one on Facebook.
Man 1: Its the same joke, he's totally facetwatting.

by neuro24 March 8, 2013