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Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
Facebook by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019

Facebook 

A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes
Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?

Person 2: No. It's shit.
Facebook by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019

Facebook 

Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it

Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit
Facebook Is Dumb
Facebook by CooperFaggott99 July 18, 2020

Facebook 

The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.
Hon, nobody under 30 uses Facebook
Facebook by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

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it's shit
XXXcoolGuyXXX: facebook is sh*t
redDRIPmoment: hell naw facebook is drip
*reddripmoment gets beaten up by everyone in the building*
facebook by attack helicopter B) January 15, 2021

Facebook 

A website that has corrupted many peoples lives, when people get corrupted by this it is called Like and Share syndrome. Symptoms of this are:

Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.

Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.

Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.

Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.
"I just looked at my facebook- I mean face in the mirror, I have tags- I mean bags, under my eyes
Facebook by us3r 14 July 11, 2022