I myersed myself

To screw yourself over in cards. ”

Also always in the friends zone.

“Ah shit, I Myersed myself!”

by Shakes224 August 7, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck

"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"

by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

brace myself

The act of preparing yourself for a situation/something that may happen.

It’s also a very good song.

John- I had to brace myself
Karl- to read all of her writing on your bedroom wall?
John- yeah!!!

by Mjmememjmeme July 8, 2024

pissing myself

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass

Yo i pissing myself today
Ok

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020