Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

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for myself

a shameless statement made by youtube commenters following the horniest possible timestamp known to man. usually in music related comment sections.

commenter: 2:35, for myself!
commenter 2: bro that’s just the singer moaning

by stinkyfart69 June 19, 2022

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dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

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when you have over worked your thoughts and questions of your own reality to the point of actually crossing paths with a former or future persona of yourself , causing a temporary breakdown of both a mental and physical state rendering just one conclusion.... you're an idiot!

that one dude was so shot out, that he actually eclipsed himself into a state of eternal life and comfort.... with himself, by himself!! but not alone somehow??

Eclipsed myself - to blot yourself out of reality.

by E.Schleman January 3, 2023

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