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magic flute

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)
My girlfriend played my magic flute.
by Cephas January 14, 2005
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flute

1. the obvious reference to a musical instrument

2. slang for a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth

3. used to describe a glass used for champagne
The cracked-out tweaker sucked so hard on his flute, you could hear it whistle.

Everyone busts out their best champagne flutes for New Year's Eve.
by WakiPaki December 2, 2007
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Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.
Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it
by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
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Fluter

Straight man who unknowingly flirts with, dates or courts homosexual men.
Hey did you see Veeraj talking to the salesman at Banana Republic?

Yeah, he is such a Fluter!
by 197+sdp March 27, 2009
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Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.
MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010
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fluterus

a word that rhymes with uterus and is therefore very useful in very classy high-toned poetry suitable for the upper classes of any society except the Afghans.
A funny old gal in a burka
Took another day off from worka,
From the old town of Fluterus
She had filled up her uterus,
With the son of a Taliban jerka!
by Marlen Flutnik January 2, 2008
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fluttering bird

When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice
Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!

Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!
by ben de la cruz April 5, 2005
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