Flood

The surname of a typical teacher that that one kid really favours. Not a specific teacher but ANYONE.

Oh, they're with Flood today.

by Noah Flood May 13, 2022

Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022

Flooding the gates

When a man accidentally ejaculates into a woman and urinates inside of her to flush it out.

1“How was last night man?”
2“Not good, I came in her so I ended up flooding the gates.”
1“Close one.”

by The Clorax December 23, 2020

flooding

the act of peeing inside a vagina or anus

because why not right

"so a lady in her 20's came into the ER and said her boyfriend peed inside her?!"

"oh you mean flooding"

"huhh?"

by Shugaka July 30, 2024

UD Flood

When you look up something about Urban Dictionary and all that comes up are definitions on urban dictionary.

UD Flood:I trued to look up “how to vote on urban dictionary” and the results were UD Flooded with definitions of the with vote.

by iabast December 25, 2020

content flood

Placing so much info onto the internet as to to detour potential stalkers.

I defeated them with a content flood filled with more and more pictures, so they stopped looking for me in real life.

by Johnny Walker Whiskey August 23, 2011

Flood tumor

A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.

Did you hear that Stacy is in the hospital? I heard that she got a flood tumor.

by eggsandpan November 30, 2018