Fiddlywank

to be an ignorant and ugly person

Dude you're such a fiddlywank.

by legendaryFalloutboiii August 30, 2016

fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

The Findley

When a girl is giving a guy head while an unannounced vistor peaks through the door.

When T.J. is giving a guy The Findley and her best friend watches.

by K. Biltheezy October 24, 2007

Quinn Fidler Forehead

Never ending, bigger than the great wall of China

Kids lets go see the Quinn Fidler forehead from space

by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 9, 2019

Twat Fiddler

Someone who is a lesbian

Stimulation of the clitoris with toungue or finger

She left me for that dyke down the road i knew she was twat fiddler all along

by Tom Lebowitz September 5, 2008

kiddie fiddler

one who fiddles with kiddies

you are such a kiddie fiddler

by Speedracer August 26, 2003

Kiddie Fiddler

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.

I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!

by MrsGraham March 15, 2009