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Festival bros

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.
You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
by slim_sheady July 14, 2019
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festival of dogs

A sort of clean version of the word "clusterfuck". This word stems from a Google mistranslation of a Korean phrase, referencing a "clusterfuck of low-quality spaghetti code madness."
"What kind of shit did I just walk into?"
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."
by coca cola espuma December 27, 2020
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Pittsburgh Pickle Festival

Group of gay dudes form a circle, and one shoves a kosher pickle up his ass. He spins it like a bottle, and whoever it is pointing at, has to eat it!
Chad's ass is sore from the Pittsburgh Pickle Festival, but Chris has to lose 10 lbs bc he ate too much.
by Taco Trap Lord February 28, 2020
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Central festival

Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!
lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?

lanky lad2: is there a fight?

lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again

lanky lad2: I'm on my way
by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021
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Festival of Furry Brutality

During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!
"Hey John, want to come to the Festival of Furry Brutality with me?"
by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022
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festivate

verb. the act of engaging in festivities by one's self, sometimes involving turning down social invitations to do so.
"you got any plans for christmas this year?"
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."

"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."

"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."
by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023
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Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
by publius2011 December 3, 2022
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