Eskimost-est brothers

The ultimate Eskimo brothers. Not have you only penetrated the same women, but you both had a child with her!

Sally: “Did you see Jimmy just had a baby with Janet down the street?”

Nancy: “No way! Didn’t She have a baby with Billy a few years ago?”

Sally: “Yeah that’s her! I guess Jimmy and Billy are now Eskimost-est brothers.”

by BAP511 March 7, 2020

Eskimo souffle

When you jizz in a bowl, whip it into a meringue and serve it on top of pie

Your mom: hey baby, what's for desert?
Me: Eskimo souffle. Eat my jizz, bitch

by Dehydratedninja December 16, 2020

Eskimo Neighbor

A person who has participated in sexual relations at some time in the same geographic location as another.

I wonder how many Eskimo Neighbors I have after staying in this hotel.

by Yacob Yurl December 16, 2020

Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.

“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”

by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021

Eskimo oral sex

To rub a girl's clitoris with your nose. The act comes from an "Eskimo Kiss" which is when two people are rubbing their noses against each other's.
The Eskimo Oral Sex can be used as a foreplay or just to tease your girlfriend.

Girl: "What is that? Are you really doing it with your nose?"

Boy: "Yeah, it's called Eskimo Oral Sex."

Girl: "Get the fuck out of my house."

by Majkl666 September 18, 2021

eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.

So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!

by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022

Eskimo Reach Around

A sex act where a male or female places a ice cube under their partners balls, then attempt to jerk them off from behind and get them to finish before the ice cube melts.

Oh my god Brenden, i gave patrick the quickest Eskimo Reach Around last night.

by asorie July 14, 2023