Exactically

A playful, exaggerated version of “exactly,” used to show strong agreement or emphasis, often in casual or online conversations.

• “That’s exactically how it happened.”
• “Exactically! You understand me.”

by Irch3 January 7, 2026

The Excalibur

When one performs a hand job, in which the one performing uses both hands to stroke a male off, (as if one was pulling the sword out of the stone, reference to the movie Sword in the Stone!)

Thing 1: Got a hand job last night!
Thing 2: Nice, how was it?
Thing 1: So dank, she used both hands and did it to the fullest extreme, like she was pulling the sword from the stone!
Thing 2: You straight got The Excalibur!

by Robs Wolgang October 2, 2011

Shit Exactly

When you take a shit but there is nothing to wipe or your first wipe doesn’t have shit on it.

I though it would take me a while in the bathroom but I had a shit exactly.

by Dän The Great December 30, 2020

Your exact coordinates

52.017926,-8.488105

Your exact coordinates are 47.830077,2.099761

by penis guy man August 23, 2022

L’exactitude

Saying someone fat stupid and ugly

Stfu behish you’re L’exactitude

by Hutcha December 27, 2022

Majied Excalibur

when some one is talking to you and you throat punch them in the middle of the sentence, when they start to cough you trip them on there back

"oh hey its-"

*throat punched*

"cough, cough"
*gets laid the fuck out on the floor"

"that's the Majied Excalibur in action for you, never talk about grandma again sis"

by fakename February 28, 2023

The exact opposite reaction

You know the funny thing about the A.I. learning?

Iam "Me and Joe had the exact opposite reaction"

*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2023