Evan

FUCKBOY

"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"

by mangs🔑 September 4, 2016

Evan

Evan is a fat cunt who thinks he is better than everyone else, and he loves penis. He also needs his daily dose of attention

Girl 1: that guy over there is being such a cunt!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan! 🙄

by Big Cock Mike June 17, 2018

Evan

Pretty gay and is really retarded and never gets a girl and lies about having a girlfriend

Evan is gay lol

by anonymous November 29, 2019

EVAN

A weird guy with a foot fetish that is mean and over exaggerates and i find it weird about the shit he does lol tee hee

evan has a foot fetish lol

by You’re fucking dumb July 27, 2019

Evan

A chill bisexual guy that has the biggest cock around

man 1: Did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah i fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last Saturday

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evan

A sweet ,kind and overall an amazing guy that you can fall in love with easily. He maybe be able to get almost any girl he desires but chooses what his heart wants. Smiles all the time and really smart usually blond *on the outside*

Wow be evan is amazing

by Aki_Clout October 8, 2019

Evans

Obsessed with sucking ginger dick whilst texting a weed smoking green smeg

Bruh! In gonna do an Evans tonighht

by Robdinglehefner November 27, 2017