Eskil

Eskil is male and he is a strong handsome Viking, the is the sex god of the world. He has come here to rewrite history and rewire our consciousness and destroy civilisation. Get ready because the world will never be the same again. A creator of worlds and alternate dimensions the potential is limitless when you are with Eskil he will make you laugh out loud cry with joy and fall in love a thousand times over. His smile is like seeing rainbows and his spirit fills the universe with the light of a thousand suns.

Examples:
Eskil is king

Long live king Eskil

Don’t piss off king Eskil or he will shoot you with his Kalashnikov.
Is king Eskil ready for his daily sex marathon?

I love king Eskil

Eskil is the one true king

by Alias Grace March 1, 2021

Fuzzy Eskimo

The act of taking a shit into a condom, then freezing the shit filled condom and using it as a dildo.

Russell made the fuzzy Eskimo, so Deanna could use it as a dildo.

by celthagod May 9, 2019

eskimo sunkiss

When a girl dips your manstick in ice cold water and proceeds to place it in her warm mouth so as to warm it up. An incredible, feeling, an eskimo sunkiss is a must for any sexual relationship

Damn, I can't believe that Hannah really gave you an eskimo sunkiss last night! You're so lucky man!

by greeeeenhill February 26, 2007

Dirty Eskimo

Dropping a large, long "lincoln log" dump and freezing it solid.

Then using it as an anal dildo while you bang your favorite girl.

"Keep out my freezer, I'm prepping a Dirty Eskimo"

by MonkeyChamp June 21, 2012

Eskimook

An Aslakan' Nigger : Snow Nigger : Nigger who lives in a Igloo : North pole Nigger : Tundra Monkey

"Krickey, we've spotted the rare northern american Eskimook"

by Szermie November 23, 2014

eskimo hotpocket

When you shit into a condom, freeze it and continue to fuck your partner with the frozen shit condom

At the local tavern, I received an "eskimo hotpocket"from a swamp donkey

by Dirty Bern December 21, 2016

Eskimo Sisters

Two females who are either currently sleeping with the same man or have slept with the same man in the past

Oh so he’s fuckin you too? We eskimo sisters.

You aint my sister bitch.

by Nobody’s bitch September 28, 2018