Dylan Drunk

To be so drunk that any boring joke will make you giggle like a little girl, and you eventually pass out (occasionally on a bus)with a purpetual smile glazed onto your face.

Girl: "Hey, good morning. How you feeling today? You were pretty drunk last night."
Guy: "Aww, dude, I was soo drunk! Oh Sh!t, I was so drunk, I was Dylan Drunk! Where did you find me this morning?"
Girl: "Ummm, well we're on the bus right now..."

by Dylans 'Friend' January 8, 2009

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Dylaned

The state of inebriation at which price does not matter, women do not matter & distance to walk home does not matter. The point of which your blood-alcohal level switches to become the alcohal-blood level as the volume of alcohal is greater than the volume of blood. Alcoholic-liquor quantity cannot be measured and pizza becomes required no matter what the cost.

Lets get Dylaned.
Man, did I get Dylaned last night.

by JD1873 July 18, 2006

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Dylan (Girl)

Amazing Person just Fantastic

everyone loves her like
Eda Haller
Dakota
Hannah

Sophie

oh Dylan (Girl) you amazing,
said edaaaa

by Bunnyloverdylan June 11, 2018

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Dyllon

He might be awkward at first but once you get to know him, he is the most amazing, sweetest, smartest guy you will ever meet. And is amazing in bed. His dick makes up for his slight awkwardness and he is a magician with his hands and tongue.

“I had the greatest date with this guy! He is perfect!”
“You must be talking about Dyllon!”
“Damn right I am! And, dear lord, he made me feel so amazing when he screwed my brains out!”

by Lovelylittlelicker69 March 4, 2018

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