A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!
My friend, that piece of shit!
by Bob November 17, 2004
Get the douche bagmug. when a bunch of guys are sitting around and some fucktard decides so say something completly retarded
guys: fuck its so boring
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.
by joooooo July 24, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. by bud race July 10, 2004
Get the douche bagmug. by SSJ Squall01 April 13, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. 1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know.
2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.
2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.
"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe.
"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.
"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.
by douchebag917 October 12, 2004
Get the douche bagmug. The word "douche bag" originated in Birmingham, Alabama in 2004. The individual in which this phrase refers to is a sexist pig who likes triple anal sex with African Americans, yet claims that it's really his wife who likes triple anal sex (but we know the truth). He thinks that he's cool because he hangs out in the music scene, yet the only reason why those people "like him" is because his wife sleeps with them. The reason why he is a douche bag is because after his multiple triple anal adventures is the only way that he can feel clean. You may run into him at the local Wal-Mart in the hygene section buying his monthly supply of douche bags.
For more information, please see triple anal or chode.
For more information, please see triple anal or chode.
by Brad Reed December 15, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. Bill at work: Hey Ted,what did you buy Helen for her birthday? A washer and a dryer.You know,A Douche Bag and Turkish Towel.
by Tommy Lee September 3, 2003
Get the douche bagmug.