Requirements doc

A useless word file by writing which you get sense of accomplishment without actually accomplishing anything

Plumber with background in technical writing:
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"

Plumber two:
- good job!

by Bossfucker October 15, 2020

shlopalopa-doc

wet road

oh my god! the shlopalopa-doc is so dangerous today!

by mlc098 December 18, 2021

Google Doc Therapy

when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.

I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.

by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022

faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024

pull a doc

Spending far too much time and effort building something that doesn't exist in a game, only for it to be introduced as soon as you finish.

You know there's a new pack coming, wait to see what it is before you pull a doc.

by dionysus_regina October 15, 2020

Slippery dickory doc

The you’re fucking a girl from behind standing up and she cums all over the hardwood floor , and you slip in the cum and get injured.

She likes the slippery dickory dock ,but last time I about broke my ankle!

by Doc Cook August 9, 2021

Pete the doc

I want you Peter. I want you so bad.

But you are taken, so deuces. I'll just go ahead and vibe big bro, since I am just...your little sister.

She says to Pete the doc :
Muraho! Dang bro. I love the gang signs.

by Bare_face_and_a_smile August 31, 2022