cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

why is urban dictonary a joke

its a joke pepole use it for memes USE UR KNOWLEGE

why is urban dictonary a joke
person 2:idk

by Seanbeepbot April 19, 2022

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

dictory

Achieving victory in any competition by being a dick.

His dictory was tainted by the fact that he was a fucking asshole about it.

by pascha10 May 17, 2011

Dito

An obscene force (in Shih Tzu form) which upon looking directly at will cause permanent head trauma, and quite possibly death and has powers beyond human comprehension.

I'm here in this crazy asylum because I once looked at Dito.

by The Dark Master Dito Himself January 4, 2009

dictocracy

Used to describe a country in which there is effectively a dictatorship because of a long serving non-elected president or family line, but whose society most resembles a capitalist democracy. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Countries with this style include: Singapore, Tunisia.

"So much of the business here is owned by the same holding companies. Well, that is what happens when you live in a dictocracy."

by raystep May 4, 2007

ditter

digital tittering, jabbering, to chat meaninglessly back and forth for several seconds or in just a few exchanges such as texting, commenting on social posts or picture exchanges.

When posting a comment such as , "I love that picture, it is so cute!", "Oh, Thank you, that is my dog Pedro"!

LOL! CUL8TR!

Oh, I love to read her ditter, it is always so relevant!

Why do you spend so much time on that ditter?

You Like her dude? No just dittering over my picture!

by GmaRed January 25, 2011