Texas Dinner Jacket

The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate ass cheeks don't touch the toilet seat which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from other people's anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.

I had to hover above the bowl and do a bombadier because they were all out of Texas Dinner Jackets and there appeared to be some blood and feces on the toilet seat.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

Canadian Dinner Jacket

A work jacket or flannel that has been well worn and thoroughly beat up.

Man #1 : Why doesn't Chris get a new Carhartt? The one he has is old and dirty.

Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?

by stronghands March 19, 2008

Diner Dash

To take someone to diner, have sex with them in the restaurant, and then leave them with the check.

I thought that we were going bowling, but instead, he diner dashed me all over the table.

by BoyBlueBash October 24, 2009

Have a Presidential Dinner

Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger

I was tired out, so I decided to just go by the drive thru on the way home and have a presidential dinner.

by Dreggie January 24, 2018

Sea-Food Dinner

While having anal or doggy style sex with a girl, enjoying a lobster or other various seafood off the flat of the girl's back.

I've had my fair share of sea-food in the past, but just had the best sea-food dinner with your mom in my life.

by Tyler McDade April 13, 2007

Shore Diner

Only the BEST DINER in Egg Harbor Township, NJ! (6710 Tilton Road, EHT)

These people know how to cook up a great meal with their certified angus beef, GIGANTIC menu, fast seating, high quality food, and delicious baked goods!!!

They have over 52 craft beers to choose from and a huge selection of fine wines, averaging in the 90+ point range from "wine advocate ratings".

!!!GREAT PLACE!!!

Question: "Eddie, where did you and Tiff go for your date?"

Answer: "To the Shore Diner, Duh."

by beef eater food February 25, 2011

Family Dinner

Term or excuse used to get out of friends social events and gatherings

Nolans friends were excited to see him however he pulled out at last minute for a family dinner

by STRuggling September 20, 2012