dildo

fake penis, a sex toy

She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo

by Anonymous June 16, 2002

dildo butter

lube lesbians put on thier dildos

honey go get the dildo butter...

by Dont Give a Fuck August 3, 2003

Dildo Mania

The term used for a blue light half price specials and clearance items at the adult novelty store.

Ethel broke the speed limit trying to
be on time for Dildo Mania at Crazy Earls adult store.

by Street whiz April 6, 2009

Dildo'd

When you go home with a girl after a night out but only to find you have whiskey dick after all the sauce you drank, so you whip out her dildo and finish her with that instead while still trying to get it up

Aw man i was soo shitfaced, last night , i couldnt get a stiffy ! I fingered, her but that didnt make her squirt, So i just dildo'd her instead

by Pascal Sheehy April 22, 2011

Dildo Faggins

A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.

Wow dude... You're freakin gay... And very short... You a regular Dildo Faggins!

by b-radicus February 27, 2009

Matt Dillon

1) Sheriff Matt Dillon was the main character in the old TV show "Gunsmoke", played by James Arnes.

2) The actor who played "Randy" in "One Night at McCool's".

1) James Arnes, who played "Sheriff Matt Dillon" was the brother of Peter Graves, who played "Mr.Phelps" in the old "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!" TV show.

2) Did the actor "Matt Dillon" get his name from the character "Matt Dillon"? I bet he did!

by Peter Eaton July 31, 2006

Diallo

A caluclated player who uses his good looks to use women. It is said that its eyes can hypnotize.

That guy just went through that lady's purse while his friend was flirting with her. What a bunch of Diallos.

by evil nick July 20, 2009