twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017

duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

Jelly Dicking

When you are just fucking around on a normal sortie.

That dumb ass was just jelly dicking around!

by I-dickery May 6, 2018

Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.

Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.

by pancifer May 30, 2018

triple dicking

Is when three guys gets there dicks out of there pants and starts bamping them on each others dick-ends with the force of an elephant until two of the dicks gets inside one of the dick's urethra or urinaly gland and repeat the same stapes until it happens to all three of them .

OMG Daniel Radcliffe ,Dane Dehaan and Harry Potter are Triple Dicking

by 2-Cool June 14, 2018

Sky-Dicking

The practice of using an airplane to draw images of genatalia in the sky. Usually performed by military pilots because most male members of the military have an obsession with drawing images of genatalia (e.g., cock n’ balls) wherever they can.

Those F-18 pilots got in trouble for sky-dicking over Washington.

by Alan Ironwood December 30, 2018

Mope dicking

Being a slow moving asshole and refusing to get out of the left lane, causing delay for others

This jerk needs to stop mope dicking, and move that hooptie to the right lane.

by robburnstree January 2, 2019