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Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.
“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “
by Dortybordy March 7, 2025
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Beetlejuiced in Denver

When your local politician gives you a hand job at a local theater of a Broadway touring show.
Lauren was so impressed with her date that she beetlejuiced in denver while watching Beetlejuice, in Denver.
by Crazydudemanbro July 25, 2024
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Denver Sober

Denver Sober (edit)

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq December 3, 2022
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Dirty Denver

When you straddle your partner on their back while, while receiving oral sex, and shit on their chest simultaneously.
While grandpa sucked my dick, I dirty Denvered on his chest cause I'm the romantic type
by Necromancerking December 22, 2022
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Denver East Side Royals

A Denver based Gang founded in the mid 2010's. Used to be called the "Royal 7," or "R7" for the original seven founding members. Five of the Seven original members have died through violent clashes over the years. Originally known for drug trafficking and and arms sales, they eventually got into prescription drug sales and sex workers as well when they became a Crip set in 2013.

Members wear Royal blue or sometimes purple. OGs will have "R7," seven pointed star, or seven tally marks as tattoos to denote their original heritage. Today there's approximately 150 members along Colfax, Five Points, and North Park Hill neighborhood, but more have been speculated throughout the metro area and Aurora.
The Denver East Side Royals are one of the most violent gangs in Colorado.
by LAtoHouston December 27, 2022
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Denver

When you can't hack your work anymore, You up and fuck off without telling anyone, Never to be seen or heard from again.
I can't believe he pulled a denver. He just said fuck this shit i'm out and off he went.
by Good Carnts May 1, 2024
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That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.
I lost my flesh light,that fucking shits from God damn Denver.
by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024
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