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denver birchfeild

the benchwarmer/laststring qb who thinks he's a metal head and plays and sucks at hacky sack 24/7

a person who knows a chick who found there boyfriend suckin another guys dick and the chick still goes out with him.
dude i hate denver birchfeild he's a bitch

fag1 "dude that guy was like so denver birchfeild"
fag2 "realy his sis caught her boyfriend suckin a nother guys dick then she still goes out with him"
by sean beck August 21, 2004
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Denver

To all of you out of town Bitch's saying Denver is a "cowtown" or "mostly white" you bitch's need to learn your facts idiots. I live in Denver and it has alot of Black People and majority of the Population is Hispanic so watch your tongues assholes. And yes we do have ruff Ghetto's and Hoods like every other city. Every city has Hoods. Don't talk shit if you don't live out here. Out of town people always stereotype us people in DENVER as being "rich" or "all white city". Out here Denver we have a lot of mixed couples, Black People, and a whole lot of Hispanics, and some whites out here. P.s. assholes I've been threw Hoods like St, louis , Los Angeles, and Milwaukee and every city has its ruff places.
Out towner: Dude Denver's such a cowtown lol!

Me: do you even live out here?

Out towner: no I just searched it up on the internet.

Me: then you don't live out her shit talker
by marcus234 June 26, 2014
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denver dustbuster

When a man leaves town and his buddy offers to teach his girlfriend some new tricks for when he gets back.
Guy: We’re headed back from our trip.
Croley: hey man, tell your girl to show you the Denver Dustbuster I taught her for ya while you were gone.
by DizzleDizzle May 15, 2018
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Denver

A city full of shit water drinkers and republicans. The whole city is a mess and needs to be wiped off the map. Everyone who lives is a guaranteed piece of shit that deserve no respect.
Person 1: "Hey man, I moved to Denver recently."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry, how's the water"

Person 1: "Full of shit and worn Trump2020 shirts."
by DenverHater2021 September 22, 2020
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Welcome to Denver

A statement to be said after an awkward comment that causes a group of people to go silent. With no apparent meaning, the phrase either eases the awkwardness or makes it terribly worse.
Girl: So everyone...I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is.
(Group goes silent)
Witty Person: Welcome to Denver!
by dictionaryman123 November 6, 2010
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denver

describing something that is high both in quantity and quality i.e. good, uber, cool
"What's the weather like?"
"I heard it's gonna be Denver out."

Lord of the Rings is the Denver-tits of fantasy novels.
by Eli Pines May 11, 2008
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denver omelette

Named for the city in which I recieved this wonderful gift, the "Denver Omelette" is when a man kneels above a woman's face as she sucks on his scrotum whilst another young lady simultaneously deep throats his engorged member.
The next time you're in Colorado be sure to look up Laura & Julie. They'll whip you up a MEAN Denver Omelette!
by djrock247 January 5, 2009
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