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Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
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Detective Mode

The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.
Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"

Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
by Manthemanman August 10, 2010
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Deflective Profiling

Deflective Profiling, acronym D.P., noun, adjective, adverb, verb, creating a bias opinion of an individual subject by referring to the entire group that it's associated with.
I have no ill feelings about the color red, however, I do hate with a passion the colors that it takes to create the color red. This is an example of Deflective Profiling.
by vietnamleddy August 23, 2011
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Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny
by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019
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Defective

It means cool in rich terms.
My dog is defective.
by Wwoowow October 22, 2019
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Defective

Colins brain is defective
by Sosig April 11, 2020
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DetectiveSOS

5SOS fans that investigate and solve crimes and fandom drama and should work for the FBI
-- jacob just proved the accusations that were made against the band wrong.
= omg he must be a DetectiveSOS !
by loverofcth June 15, 2020
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