deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.

Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*

by JQNNY January 2, 2022

deez nuts

unfunny

guy 1: deez nuts
guy 2: shut up

by no_bitches?? February 3, 2022

Deez Nuts

You probably got a deez nuts joke but didn’t know what it means, but here’s the true definition: It doesn’t contribute anything to the conversation therefore has 0 effect on life unless you’re an over thinker

“Hey I got diagnosed with Deez” “Deez? What’s that?” “DEEZ NUTS”

by LilithTheLilyPad August 26, 2022

deez nuts

a comeback for when someone says anything to you

Person 1: What's up

Person 2: Deez Nuts

by sad person 3 March 14, 2022

Deez nuts

pussio

you are deez nuts

by comydumpster69 May 23, 2022

Deez Nuts

A joke made by individual to mention something as in...
These Testicles
If a word sounds familiar or they asked a question familiar

That's when you know They said Deez nuts

Stranger: Yo man do you know who Deez is
You: No I don't know who Deez is
Stranger: DEEZ NUTS

by Saaalurmel May 22, 2022