Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.

My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.

by leon von oren February 26, 2019

Decrepitatious

The type of gradual harm that makes one weak and causes increasing dysfunction, rather than outright, immediate harm, for example that of being kicked in the balls.

Julian Assange suffered the decrepitatious effects of being holed up for 7 years.

by rexmortus April 29, 2019

Decrease

To loose popularity, relevance, or friends.

Bro, you finna decrease after they find out you cheated on Taylor.

by Top Raw Man August 31, 2019

decoherence

The cycle of mergence and de-mergence of black lines that constitutes supermodernism.

Decoherence indicates that only colors can separate pan-spatially (across space).

by zanderfin October 28, 2019

Decorate December

Decorate December is a drawing challenge for December!! You must participate AFTER you have put up the Christmas decorations!! See the words on my TikTok MarsyBar

Friend: Hey wanna hang out??
You: Oh I can’t sorry I have to draw for Decorate December!

by Mars_Mallow November 11, 2019

Decoration Friend

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.

Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.

by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019

Deboreistization

When you’re really fucking bored and somebody comes and makes you un-bored (debored).

„This is so much fun! Thanks for the deboreistization.“

by maplesirup123 January 3, 2020