danilo

1: Serbian in nature
2: A Serbian-American person
3: Capital of the Downsinian Empire

DUDE! That's a Serbian Car!
HEY! There's a Danilo!
I just got back from my trip to Danilo.

by Downsinian December 15, 2008

Daniels Suprise

avoiding confrontation by breaking up with your girlfriend of two years by telling her that you're gay

Jeff gave her a Daniels Suprise that night, then went out and boned some other chick.

by JDANS221 October 17, 2008

Danish Helmet

A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.

So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.

by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009

danish

Dangerous (adjective)

Texting and driving is "danish."

It is "danish" to stand at the edge of a cliff.

Smoking is "danish" to your health.

by Bed time February 11, 2010

cherry danish

When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!

Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!

by Cooter April 20, 2005

danish thimble

When a man is vaginally fingering a woman and discovers a used condom full of semen inside her.

"So what happen with you and Susie?" "Man nothing. That bitch hit me with a Danish Thimble."

by TRAPDD November 29, 2013

Danish Swearwords

A Danish word which is frowned upon.

For satan din fede idiot.
For fuck sake you fat idiot.
Danish Swearwords

by pis LORT FUCK DIN MOR June 11, 2018