Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect turducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual turducken.
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A piece of shit car that is worth nothing that has shitty paint usually in bright colors with a set of huge wheels and a crappy stereo that rattles the trunk. Almost always will they be built from late 70s early 80s turd chevy cars, or GM products.
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by anomnomnom March 21, 2010
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Dealer: Yo what you need man?
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by PJ April 8, 2004
Get the Diesel mug.Word used largely in Eastern Tennessee to describe a man's large penis. Also can be used in the shorter form diesel, to describe a really outstanding or "cool" individual. However word is not interchangable with cool/nice etc. It is specifically used for a certain way of acting.
Individuals referred to as Diesel usually have the following traits:
1. crudely humored.
2. Usually Pyschically Large (and in charge)
3. Open mind to their own ideas.
4. When ever possible will express dominance on weaker people.
5. May drive a cadillac, BMW, Chrysler, Landrover, or Peugot (in europe only)
6. Often will enjoy fanship of contact sports
7. When asked his interest will repond as follows: A good meal and a hot woman.
Individuals referred to as Diesel usually have the following traits:
1. crudely humored.
2. Usually Pyschically Large (and in charge)
3. Open mind to their own ideas.
4. When ever possible will express dominance on weaker people.
5. May drive a cadillac, BMW, Chrysler, Landrover, or Peugot (in europe only)
6. Often will enjoy fanship of contact sports
7. When asked his interest will repond as follows: A good meal and a hot woman.
"Hey Diesel Whats up?"
"Thats Big diesel over there"
"Oh Diesel do it harder"
"Hey Diesel"
"Yes my name is Diesel, but you can call me Daniel or what ever"
"Thats Big diesel over there"
"Oh Diesel do it harder"
"Hey Diesel"
"Yes my name is Diesel, but you can call me Daniel or what ever"
by Diesel Way September 11, 2006
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