Dane Cook

Made a hilarious and classic comedy album named Harmful If Swallowed and a terrific Comedy Central Presents. He then released a CD called Retaliation with twice the CDs and half the comedy. Promised fans a cool bonus for pre-ordering this CD from Comedy Central's website. The bonus: a cheap aluminum dog-tag necklace. At about this time became a self-promoting ego-maniac who can't shut up about how many MySpace friends he has and how many comedy records he's broken.

Man, remember how cool the old Dane Cook was? Yeah, let's hope he joins us here on earth again someday.

by ComFan September 7, 2007

Dabney

A female stoner that smokes so many Dabs, she basically smokes her self retarded. The female stoner is so high she can't move, talk or function on any level. She is more of a stoner than anyone of the guys in the room.

Bro, we were having a dab session and dabney over there got so stoned she couldn't stand up.

by Funny Leo November 1, 2017

Dane

The person you see on the street and say, he sounds crazy because he is usually in middle school, blonde hair, usually white hes still a savage gangster G he gets all the girls and likes playing hockey.

#420 #Gang #Dane

by d_pedersen907 May 6, 2018

dane

1. a person of denmark
2. a wicked cool kid from canada
3. someone who thinks kalie rocks
4. a shitty name for a child

dane is not a dane, but his parents named him that way anywho

by dan-yae-kay May 22, 2006

Dane Cook

Talented, intelligent, creative, funny, and a hard working human being. Now known as one of the "greats" of comedy, he continues to push himself to be successful in other alley ways of life. From comedy, to acting, to singing, to guitar playing, to broadway his talents are endless. He's living his dream and haters can't stand it.

Human #1: "What made you write this story?"

Human #2: "I have an infinite fuse of inspiration and imagination when Dane Cook is apart of the creation."

Human #2: "Wow, that's deep."

Human #1: "I know, I can't help it."

by Unicornically Speaking February 22, 2011

Dane stain

A fecal discoloration, usually on the inside of underwear, cause by a disgusting, sloppy lifestyle; or an individual that conducts them self in an unself-respecting manner. Inspired by the life of Dane Ervin.

Brett had a really bad diarrhea poop the other day, and while sitting upon the throne of greatness he looked down to gaze upon the shart damage and found the most repulsive Dane stain ever.

by Teddy Walker May 18, 2016

Dainera

She's amazing and loves softball. She's smart and works hard. She loving and senative. She has an awesome sense of humor and lights up the day. She's the best person to have as your bestfriend. She's a caught of a lifetime to have. She's absolutely beautiful and will blow your mind.

Jake "Hey do you know Dainera?

Katy" Yes, she's the most amazing person ever.

by Navi124 January 14, 2017