cupcake harassment

The hilarious annoyance that one provides to a cupcake.
This act of bothering includes hugging, stroking of the hair,fondling/caressing,snuggling, nestling, cuddling, snuggling, and most other aggravating forms of affection.

*at the police station*
"Do you know what you're in here for?"
"...cupcake harassment?"

by rabbiteyes January 31, 2010

rampant cupcake

when a cupcake is used in a 'rampant' way, and or is used for rampant emotions.

A rampant cupcake was used to kill a burglar.

by cupcake licker May 7, 2009

tough cupcake

A delicious lovable confection that has become indestructible and strong.

"That girl is one tough cupcake."

by MishMashFox January 20, 2009

cupcake nazi

Someone who repeatedly tells everyone they will bring delicious cupcakes but then never do.

Annaliese told me she would bring some cupcakes but then she didn’t, she is such a Cupcake Nazi.

by Multiple Sources June 19, 2020

California cupcake

when a girl/guy is blowing you and right before you cum they put there nostril on your weinar hole and snort out the cum

dude this girl gave me such an awesome bj yesterday and finished with a California cupcake

by BlackHoleSlam October 29, 2011

Cupid's Cupcake

A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner spreads themselves while laying back and frosts their nether-region with buttercream frosting and red or pink sprinkles. In a pinch, store bought is fine.

Friend 1: "Dude it was the Valentine's day of dreams! She even let me lap up a Cupid's Cupcake! Way better than the bakery haha"

Friend 2: "Slathered her beat box with frosting and sprinkles? Dude ya'll have problems. Kinky problems but problems nonetheless.

by Ronsworth January 28, 2021

Mexican Cupcake

The act of breaking wind into the palm of your hand and then forcefully shoving it into someone's nose.

Chad never saw the Mexican Cupcake Mike gave him coming but he definitely tasted it.

by anonymous May 10, 2021