Benedict Cumberbeyoncé

When Benedict Cumberbatch transformed himself from celebrated actor into the pop-diva Beyoncé by performing her "Crazy In Love" walk on The Graham Norton Show, he became the penultimate performer -- Benedict Cumberbeyoncé.

Jay-Z: "Did you see Benedict Cumberbeyoncé's performance the other night?"
Me: "You bet...I wouldn't have missed that for anything...I guess you could say I was crazy in love with it"
Jay-Z: "Who wasn't, it was definitely better than Beyoncé's original performance"

by PebGC October 25, 2014

chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,

1) Gay,

2) A Loser,

3) is a phoney,

4) a drunk,

5) has a small loser shaped penis,

OR

6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.

So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.

1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie

by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 19, 2012

Benedict Cumberbatch

The man that has millions of women chasing after him, and millions of men wanting to be him. Noted for his amazing acting skills and his cheekbones.

I could cut myself slapping those cheekbones - Irene Adler referring to Sherlock who is played by Benedict Cumberbatch

by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015

Chicago Cubs

Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will

Chicago Cubs are to white sox in Chicago as mets are to Yankees in new york

by Ghac October 13, 2011

Cumberbatched

To own or pwn someone so completely, it is ridiculous for anyone else to even try to win to the same magnitude!

From the actor Benedict Cumberbatch from the British tv show 'Sherlock'

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research." - CUMBERBATCHED!

by UkuleleShish December 26, 2010

CUBS

An acronym for "Completely Useless By September" which describes the Chicago Cubs for the past century or so. The Cubs often claim to be cursed, but most know it is just an excuse for failure.

The Cubs blew in again.

by J.Z. July 3, 2005

Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum

by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011