Crumblasted

When someone goes all in while drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana so much so that they become shit faced.

Dude, I am going to get so fucking crumblasted tonight.

by Shiftedshit January 1, 2018

Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

Crumhole

Crumhole means a cross of bum hole and crummy.

Jasmine: Eww ruby look at her hat!
Ruby:It’s so crumhole

by Zacefron123456 August 19, 2018

crumfy

comfy + frumpy comfy frumpy
chill comfortable dgaf lazy tirednot going out stay in

Im CRUMFY AF and not going a damn place.

Don't judge, I'd be on trial for being caught crumfy on Fleek Street.

I am feeling comfy and frumpy and dgaf!

by Freyjawired February 28, 2019

crumper

Crumper is a derogatory term used against british people. It comes from the word crumpet (= someone who eats crumpet), following the stereotype that british people eat crumpets.

"This guy has a funny accent. I think he might be a crumper."

by rxzpxtxn September 14, 2020

Crumb Slut

An ant.

I just fought off a horde of crumb sluts from a pizza box in the garage to recycle something.

by RGB773 August 30, 2022

Crumpet humor

Long, drawn out jokes funny because of it’s awkwardness.

I would like to get into Crumpet Humor but I don’t know if it’s my thing

by HimmyNeutron123321 October 29, 2022