Kettle Cooking

when a guy dips his nuts into a hoes vagina; a vaginal tea bagging

"The bitches ass was to small for the two-wheeled dump truck, so I kettle cooked that mark ass ardvark"

by RIZYZYZYZ Y May 9, 2005

rom cooking

To cook a rom is the process of modifing ones (Read Only Memory) of a Pocket PC device based on Windows CE operating system.

Cook your own ROM.
ROM Cooking.

by Omar January 30, 2005

crowin

A small man, with little testicles, and long pubes.

His bosses told him what to do, he was a nobody. He was the crowin of his establishment.

by Chartin August 9, 2017

cooking

When something travels or accelerates at an unusually fast rate.

The Z06 (corvette) is cooking off the line.

by David (DK) Alagozian September 4, 2005

crocintonic

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.

Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

cooking one

Chambering a gun.

After cooking one I pop off a cap in his ass..

by Joel pizzo August 8, 2009

cookin' tits

When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.

Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.

by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011