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Credentialed idiocracy

A) The opposite of a real meritocracy,

B) when people with elite academic credentials run for and obtain political office and then behave and as a final result lead like fools/idiots.
The epitome of credentialed idiocracy is Corey Booker and Pete Buttigieg. The term credentialed idiocracy was invented by Ned Ryun on fox News.
by Sexydimma April 1, 2022
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cranditos

Be careful, I heard next month there’s supposed to be an ambush of Cranditos entering Town!
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Clendulum

A play on the word pendulum. The action where you jump and slide up the corner of a slope, to kill a Pokey.
The Cliff and the Clendulum by Cledgar Clallen Cloe is a stupid troll level, but I made it so that

I could potentially get 2,000 plays on a course.

The Cliff and the Clendulum: TDV-MKY-B7G
by Blobbi Boi March 10, 2023
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Nail Cred

Short for Nail Credit, 'Nail Cred' stems from being nailed in a back alley. The more Nail Cred one racks up, the more one can be nailed in a back alley.

Nail Cred can be given or recieved:
- the reciever of Nail Cred has the potential to be nailed in a back alley by whoever gave it.
- the dispenser of Nail Cred has the potential to nail whoever they gave it to in a back alley.

The act of being nailed in a back alley is commonly referred to as 'cashing in your Nail Cred'.

Note that it does not always have to be announced when you give/have been given some Nail Cred. Simply getting on someone's nerves is usually enough to increase your Nail Cred with them. Indeed, the act of annoying someone is commonly referred to as "Racking up Nail Cred"

EXAMPLES:
Lorenzo: "Saunders has been racking up some serious Nail Cred with me recently. I think it's time he cashed it in"
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Adam: You're such a gimp.
Dan: Have some Nail Cred.
by Byntje June 20, 2007
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cube cred

Props or respect gained at the office for dating the prettiest women in the office.
Bob: Hey where is Mike?

Tom: He is taking that new secretary to lunch today.

Bob: The hot one in accounting?

Tom: Yeah, his cube cred is through the roof.
by chiguy61 December 17, 2010
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Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.
Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
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Colfax Credibility

Col•fax Cred•i•bil•i•ty
Col'faxus ˌKredəˈbilitē/
-noun

-refers to 'Colfax Avenue'. At 26.5 miles, it serves as the main business hub thru metro Denver, CO.

1. The power of inspiring trust and belief due simply to the fact that if one is pouring syrup on it, then it must be pancakes.
- a. validated by the insertion of terms "swear on god/mothers grave", "100% pure", "just ask anyone" and "serious as a heart attack".
-b. can be easily un-validated in the event authorities deem strange things afoot at the Circle K or other locations, by oath: "I don't no nothin. I was home watchin TV".
-from a guy selling meat out of his pickup at a bus stop, exalting the full bravado of Colfax Credibility: "I've got the best steaks and chops in town. Just ask anyone!".
by rbrightwell19 September 1, 2013
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