cogito ergo sum titties

A way of explaining a man's attraction to a woman based on the size, shape, or general excellence of here breasts, i.e., ahem, titties.

"Damn, look at that rack. I want to hit that."
"Cogito ergo sum titties, amirite?"

by alleged June 14, 2013

comited relationship

a relationship were all you are conserned about is each other.

when your girl friend flurts with another guy when your not around.

by Jarrod Purvis May 10, 2005

comit

a mixture of coffee, vomit, and snot. It exits your throat and nostrils at insanely high speeds. Once you start, you will continue to comit until your stomach is empty.

So, this one time, woody, matt, and i were triple teaming this chick, then we went to waffle house, drank around 18 cups of coffee each, and proceeded to comit for the next 3 hours.

by comptonassbrock January 15, 2005

Coit

n. A derogatory term for heterosexuals. Derived from the word coitus

Dude, that was so coit!
Or
Sorry man, didn't think you were such a coit about that.

by coitus maximus? January 21, 2006

Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009

Covitician

A person who uses a virus, such as COVID-19, as a weapon against their political enemies. These people can range in reach from Joe Six-Pack shitposting on his Facebook wall from his local McDonald's in Little Rock, to members of congress.

Don't be a covitician, people.

by officialpyrocynical March 30, 2020

Colita

The Grand Central Station of the people. One who is good at both relaxing and partying. Also, founder of Pepsi-Colie.

Person A: Hey, do you know Colita?
Person B: Who?
Person A: You're not cool.
Person C: Woot!

by Amandita November 13, 2003