When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.
Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.
My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.
My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.
by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2020
Get the COVID Squeeze mug.An individual who has an irrational fear/obsession with Covid-19 a virus with a 99% survival rate. These folks usually wear masks 24/7 & in some cases gloves. They become very hostile when they observe others not wearing masks or social distancing. Covid Worshippers have been known to lecture, yell, scream and harass others who do not share their irrational fear.
They view unmasked folks as "selfish" or "uncaring" and typically voice this out loud in a temper tantrum.
Covid Worshippers have been known to virtue signal any chance they get as they feel they are helping society for the "greater good" by constantly wearing their masks & yelling virtue signals at unsuspecting strangers. They also feel that the whole world should live in a "Safe space", locked down, double-masked, and gloved up with no foreseeable end in sight.
Many Covid Worshippers typically see the vaccine as their salvation, as they were first in line to receive the shot.
These obsessed individuals won't do anything in life without getting direction from the CDC or local health authority. In short, their life revolves around the Corona Virus hence the term Covid Worshipper.
They view unmasked folks as "selfish" or "uncaring" and typically voice this out loud in a temper tantrum.
Covid Worshippers have been known to virtue signal any chance they get as they feel they are helping society for the "greater good" by constantly wearing their masks & yelling virtue signals at unsuspecting strangers. They also feel that the whole world should live in a "Safe space", locked down, double-masked, and gloved up with no foreseeable end in sight.
Many Covid Worshippers typically see the vaccine as their salvation, as they were first in line to receive the shot.
These obsessed individuals won't do anything in life without getting direction from the CDC or local health authority. In short, their life revolves around the Corona Virus hence the term Covid Worshipper.
1. The cashier was a total Covid Worshipper, she was getting upset because the customer had the mask under their nose.
2. John was known to be a Covid Worshipper as he ran in the opposite direction every time he saw someone not wearing a mask.
3. Mark was such a Covid Worshipper that he waited 12 hours in line just to get his Covid shot.
4. Trader Joe's has been known to be run by Covid Worshippers as they make you wait in line outside masked up and spaced out over 6 feet. The staff gets very hostile if your nose is showing and will typically kick you out of the store for no reason.
2. John was known to be a Covid Worshipper as he ran in the opposite direction every time he saw someone not wearing a mask.
3. Mark was such a Covid Worshipper that he waited 12 hours in line just to get his Covid shot.
4. Trader Joe's has been known to be run by Covid Worshippers as they make you wait in line outside masked up and spaced out over 6 feet. The staff gets very hostile if your nose is showing and will typically kick you out of the store for no reason.
by Mr Zionist April 11, 2021
Get the Covid Worshipper mug.People who are extremely scared of covid to the point that it ruins the lives of them and people around them.
I can’t hang out with John anymore. He won’t see me unless I wear 3 face masks and stand 30 ft from him. He really is covid crazy
by 856 money April 12, 2021
Get the Covid Crazy mug.When people are advised to avoid handshakes to lower the risk of getting infected with Covid-19, but urged to think of alternative ways to greet one another—for instance, they could bump elbows; embrace the Thai wai and say hi in prayer-like posture; or use the “footshake.”
by MathPlus June 29, 2022
Get the Covid-🤝 mug.I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.
by FEISTYCADAVER April 26, 2020
Get the Covid Divot mug.The opposite of a Typhoid Mary. Someone that knows all about a disease they have, but refuses to take any precautions against spreading it to other people either of out of maliciousness or narcissism.
by Avarinus October 6, 2020
Get the Covid Donny mug.Something where you just make it up, and use it to influence those around you for the sole purposes of befuddlement, and perplexin IRL Schizo Posting. Huzzah.
Black man in Lobby: Somebody called me a COVID NIGGER!
Superintendent: What?
Black man: Covid nigger, that is who I am to some.
Superintendent: What?
Black man: Covid nigger, that is who I am to some.
by Noroi February 24, 2021
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