by gchexu July 16, 2021
Get the cousin complexmug. A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019
Get the vodka cousinmug. Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.
No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
by badn'booty December 18, 2019
Get the Amish Cousinsmug. A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.
My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020
Get the Half Cousinmug. When two men have had sex, specifically gay sex, with the same man they are now Cobra Cousins. An unbreakable bond to be cherished forever
"Hey, how do you know Chet?"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"
by Ana!A March 15, 2021
Get the Cobra Cousinsmug. 
by MagnusPie November 23, 2014
Get the Anti-Cousinmug.