by Alex November 18, 2003

synonym: Fatty Grunt, the nasal grunting sound made by a fat man when he has to get up out of a chair or bend down to reach something. A true fatty cough has two distinct syllables, with the emphasis on the first.
Can be written as "Hyurk!", "MRR-hwrh!" or "MHH-hwhhh!"
Can be written as "Hyurk!", "MRR-hwrh!" or "MHH-hwhhh!"
by Albino Bebop May 1, 2008

The maneuver of grabbing someone by the hair and pulling them donward to fart directly into their face.
by One Nasty Panda December 1, 2017

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.
Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?
Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on
Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on
by vamason7 August 17, 2011

An action normally associated with hacking up copious amounts of flem, snot or other horrendously disgusting and slimy things.
Not a pretty cough.
Definitely one of those coughs that make you feel bad about yourself after one slips out in public. Kind of like a clam who opens his mouth under water. Only instead of cute bubbles, it's totally heinous boogers
Not a pretty cough.
Definitely one of those coughs that make you feel bad about yourself after one slips out in public. Kind of like a clam who opens his mouth under water. Only instead of cute bubbles, it's totally heinous boogers
by Rod Hamilton November 21, 2013

by kevin2bad4nuig May 22, 2012

by Luce March 15, 2003
