fridge confession

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.

It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.

by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010

Classic Connection

One of the top show choirs in the nation. Located in Waterloo, Indiana Classic Connection dominates the show choir world with face-melting choreography and a powerful sound. They receive grand champion placements regularly in mixed championship divisions and have been named Indiana State Champion two years running.

Members have been known for their pick-up ultimate frisbee and soccer teams along with causing mayhem during competitions: stealing cookies from judges tables, putting ketchup under toilet seats, and "borrowing" miscellaneous items from schools.

Damn, Classic Connection just stopped my borgasm!

by bigolfan February 26, 2011

Jumper Connection

Some one who is used in any Social Media way to be connected by twice removed to an ex. Usually a family member or close friend to the person being stalked by the one doing the jumping.

Sally used Paula as a jumper connection to try to stalk her ex boyfriend Billy from High School.

by Amberly White January 15, 2015

portuguese connection

When you're fucking someone in the ass and you hold his/her throat at the same time

I almost passed out yesterday, couldn't breathe during a Portuguese connection with my boyfriend

by theguyswhoknowseverything September 1, 2017

Cute Connection

A lame dude's way of describing fate or serendipity of a romantic nature.

Bro 1: Hey dude, you'd never believe it - I saw the girl I'm supposed to be dating while driving through a National Park! Such a cute connection.
Bro 2: No way?! But seriously, call it a cute connection again and I'll knock your teeth out and stitch you a pair of balls with it.

by The One and Only Count September 24, 2018

farting conbustion

when you decided to eat something not cooked right is something cold that was not supposed to be dejected this condition is extreme and may cause the person with this to become nurture fart bomb this may cause stomach pain and more if the ability to fart with this condition happens I suggest to have something open the hole with breathing gear. if fart becomes silent then anyone around needs to run and you need to lock yourself in an air seal are the people around you a doom when reached the final stage the smell can reach over 10 meters.

I am having some farting conbustion.

by bluedragon43 September 24, 2021

Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.

“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”

by pearl<3 October 29, 2021