computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

by SMD October 18, 2004

computer penis

Slang term for USB flash drives; Describes the phallic appearance of flash drives when inserted in USB ports

My new laptop doesn't have a disk drive, I think I need a computer penis.

by Bailxexb December 9, 2008

apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

computer monkey

A low level employee who spends most of his/her time on a computer, either programming or as a system administrator

This company needs better computer monkeys

by peter pauper March 26, 2005

ok computer

One of the most amazing albums of all time. Recorded by Radiohead in 1997. More intellectual than their first two albums, but equally, if not more, hard rocking (in some parts) and more beautiful and genre-defining in other parts.

OK Computer fucking kicks ass.

by Radioheadfan September 28, 2003

Computer Herpes

a computer virus

Jeff: I shouldn't have watched all that porn, now I have computer herpes

by Calhouna June 11, 2010

Computer Assistance

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.

McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.

by McCabe March 3, 2004