The smell that comes from your urine after drinking a sizable amount of coffee or beverages that contain coffee.
by mAGIK bUS October 10, 2005
Get the coffee peemug. the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.
After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.
by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013
Get the coffee assmug. device used to transport hot or cold liquids (coffee, tea, iced water, etc.) from its point of origin to the head of a coworker
Tom: As soon as I got the word out of my mouth, Dianne ran for her coffee cup.
Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?
Tom: She poured a little bit of both.
Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?
Tom: She poured a little bit of both.
by 11ryet August 2, 2009
Get the coffee cupmug. An individual who stealthily pounces on a pot of coffee which has just finished brewing. Usually travels in packs just large enough to require a full pot to satisfy all of them. As a general rule, coffee vultures never brew coffee themselves, even if they leave a completely empty pot. Rather, they prefer to wait with empty cup, keeping ears and noses perked for the next unsuspecting rube to brew more.
Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
"FFS! I've made coffee three times today and every time I got back to the pot, the coffee vultures had gotten there before me!"
by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009
Get the Coffee Vulturemug. by Chanotaka21 February 19, 2011
Get the Coffee sackmug. An Specific event where Car Guys and Tuners will meet up in their own spot early morning (2 - 7am) and after all people meet up in their own spot, they will go to the Car Meet they are attending that will start later on in the day.
No It's NOT Cars and Coffee if you think of it as a car meet that is near a starbucks or dunkin donuts.
No It's NOT Cars and Coffee if you think of it as a car meet that is near a starbucks or dunkin donuts.
Car Guy: I heard of that new SEMA event that's closest from here, but it'll take a while. Wanna plan a Cars and Coffee?
Tuner: Hell yea!
Tuner: Hell yea!
by DeadassDefs May 14, 2018
Get the Cars and Coffeemug. Prerequisite: The state of having drunk a few cups of coffee and sitting still reading or infront of the computer.
This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.
This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.
I cant wait two minutes, aaaaargh!
...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!
-eh, okay.
...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.
...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!
-eh, okay.
...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.
by Maggi Coffe-Lover March 6, 2013
Get the Coffee dancingmug.