The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail 

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.

This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.

The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022

Jalisco fruit punch cocktail 

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.

Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!

Jalisco fruit punch cocktail by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023

Mazal Tav Cocktail 

An ignited, gasoline-filled, glass bottle intended to cause destruction to the person or property of a Palestinian.

"We should throw a molotov cocktail on the road."-Chris
"I thought it was called a "mazal tav cocktail"-Pete
"No, a Mazal Tav Cocktail is like a molotov cocktail, except aimed at a palestinian."-Phil

Mazal Tav Cocktail by phil_zeller August 23, 2008

Hungarian Cocktail 

Involves watching a sporting event, consuming alcohol, and receiving a blowjob, at the same time.

I was watching the game when the wifey brought over a beer and gave me a Hungarian Cocktail.

Hungarian Cocktail by Man_of_Troy November 23, 2010

Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.

Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'

Shitty Cocktail by Erodon November 9, 2012

ass cocktail 

When a guy cum inside the girl ass, her friend eat the load from her ass.

Thanks, that ass cocktail was delicious. Can I lick out some more.

ass cocktail by SilverBull June 17, 2018

Aruban cocktail

The art of when your planing on going cross country with your dog, but your throat becomes dry, so you let him sneeze in your mouth

In the 14 hour drive, i forgot water, so i was forced to make dexter help me with the aruban cocktail

Aruban cocktail by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022