Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011
Get the Piss on the Clockmug. by Bootycheeckclappin August 24, 2019
Get the Clock twerkmug. When someone answers a simple question with an in depth technical description that is far more information than you wanted to know about the subject. The response may or may not answer the original question.
"Hey, what time is it?"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"
by Mr Engineer January 7, 2016
Get the clock answermug. by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
Get the alarm clockmug. Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.
by LexaByte March 21, 2017
Get the get clockedmug. Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.
by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008
Get the Squirrel clockmug. by Dudecaker April 10, 2019
Get the Clock the docmug.