Get Clover

Dropping a brilliant idea before it has a chance to really take off

Argh... I had to get clover the article. Thats what you get for having an overbearing editor.

by MD2b April 26, 2012

Toes up in the clover

The state of having recently died.

Q-"Where's my bitch?"
A-"Toes up in the clover."

by MC R.A.B January 2, 2009

Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.

Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!

by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015

Clever Ruse

A reason to damn someone.

Person 1: They've breached our defenses!
Person 2: Damn them and their clever ruse!

by Bitch House January 24, 2009

cleverbot

A robot who will push you to the brink of suicide, just like SmarterChild did. Usually people who are bored out of their fucking minds mess with it.

Cleverbot: You scare me.
Me: You scare niglets away.
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: WTF
Cleverbot: No, you are.

Me: Child molester.
Cleverbot: What would you name your child?
Me: fuck
Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.

Cleverbot is a fucktard.

by Dymelle January 16, 2010

Calvern

When a person invites him/herself to another person's house, and never actually shows up.

Rodrick: "Hey, what are you up to tonight?"

Arnold: "Oh, I'm coming to your place at 4."

Rodrick: "Alright. But I kinda didn't invite you,"

Arnold: "Well see you at 4!"

Rodrick: "K."

Arnold: *doesn't show up*

Rodrick: "Man! Arnold is such a Calvern!"

by PsychoticTenor April 20, 2015

Lucky Clover

When two girls give you a titty fuck at the same time. 2 boobs, 1 dick.

You think titty fucks are great, wait till you get a Lucky Clover!!!

by The Sex Leprechaun April 2, 2008