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Not my monkey, not my circus

Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2022
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Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!

Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil
You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"
by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013
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Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus

The United States of America's 46th President and his staff.
🤡🤡🤡 😴 🤡🤡🤡
Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus is a complete train wreck.
by daveobot February 12, 2021
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Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus
by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010
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Circus cookie

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie
by Nxf1 November 13, 2020
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circus

stays. stays are the whole fucking circus (said by a stay ofc)
A: what's the best definition of clowns?

B: stays-
C: stays?? stays aren't just clowns. they're the whole fucking circus
by straykidsfangirl May 21, 2020
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bathtub circus

When you're taking a bath and decide to pump one out in the tub.
"Man, last night was so relaxing. I had a bathtub circus before bed.
by Courtesity June 14, 2024
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