Not my monkey, not my circus

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.
Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
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Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil
You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"
by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013
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The United States of America's 46th President and his staff.
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Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus is a complete train wreck.
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The Great Circus of Life

Life, and it’s many ironic fortunes
by sansdrew November 01, 2022
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Hamburger circus

A busy and crowded burger serving fast food restaurant,that has a hectic circus like atmosphere.
Im hungry but i dont want to stop at that hamburger circus it's too noisey.
by Mtg187 February 22, 2017
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Circus Queer

A common find in the modern day circus. Commonly consisting of a sparkly outfit, and performing blowjobs for kicks. Most people commonly recognise this queer as Tom Emery, due to his natural habits.
Person 1: Dude, were you at the circus last night?
Person 2: Yeah, remember that Circus Queer there?
Person 1: Yeah, he looked like Tom Emery
by TomJE1999 January 13, 2014
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